Hey, hey, beautiful people! Jarsah Beyan here, back with another spicy blog post (well, maybe not spicy in the way you're thinking, but hold on!).
So, I've been on a mission lately. Deep in the trenches of data sets, programming languages, and deadlines that make your hair curl (well, if you have any left after all this online dating drama). Basically, I've been a hermit, channeling my inner coding queen.
Imagine my surprise when I emerge from my self-imposed solitude to find... a whole flock of virtual suitors?! Apparently, while I've been battling compiler errors, rumors have been flying faster than a rogue semicolon. Suddenly, I have a husband, 10 boyfriends, and enough relationship drama to fill a Shakespearean sonnet (although, let's be honest, my love life is more emoji-filled than iambic pentameter).
Here's the thing, folks: I'm an introvert's introvert. My social circle is smaller than a closed parenthesis, and the only "situational friends" I have are the ones I team up with for creative projects (think "murder mystery dinner party," not "brunch with the gals").
Now, before any of you little artists-in-the-making get the wrong idea, let me be clear: I'm not here to preach celibacy. But for me, it's the healthy choice. You know, there's this whole world of things out there that nobody likes to talk about, the kind of stuff that can make your nether regions itchier than a bad Wi-Fi connection (think gonorrhea, syphilis, hiv,aids, monkey pox the whole nasty bouquet).
So yeah, Im good. No shame in my game! This isn't some holier-than-thou act. I'm just a girl who learned a thing or two (or ten) the older she gets. My health is my temple, and I don't mess around with it.
Now, the part that truly blows my circuits: who's spreading these rumors? Why would someone I never met create a fake narrative(because let's be real, I don't know any celebrities!), it's some SEO-optimizing villain trying to malign my good name. Maybe they're jealous of my artistic genius? Or maybe they just need a hobby.
Look, the internet is a wild place. People can make up anything. Don't believe everything you hear, especially when it comes to a lone wolf like me. I'm all about self-love, Miley Cyrus said it best “I can hold my own hand”.The only date I'm interested in is the one with my code editor. The only love I need is the love of creating something beautiful.
So, to all the supposed suitors out there: thanks, but no thanks. My heart belongs to my art, and my trust belongs to... well, let's just say the chances of me trusting anyone online are slimmer than a chance encounter with a unicorn.
In the wise words of Bob Marley (because apparently, everyone is getting quoted today): everybody will hurt you, it's choosing the people that are worth it that counts. And right now, the only person I'm choosing is myself.
Stay safe, stay true, and remember, there's no shame in being celibate and healthy., Sincerely Jarsah (the celibate artist, not your virtual girlfriend).I hope Im not too real for yo, what you see is exactly what you get.
