Jarsah Beyan Hacker alert

 

Mission Impossible: My Phone is Haunted (and No, I’m Not Ghosting You)

Well, I haven’t blogged in a while, so here it is! If you notice me following you one second and unfollowing you the next, please don't think I’m playing high school mind games or that I’ve suddenly become a "social media monitor" obsessed with your aesthetic. Trust me, I have way too much of my own drama to be worried about yours!

The truth is, things are getting a little Matrix-y behind the scenes. 🕶️

The Spy Who "Link"ed Me

I’m currently the lead protagonist in a techno-thriller I never auditioned for. There are people out there trying to track my location, snag IP addresses, and basically treat my digital life like an all-you-can-eat buffet. It’s wild. I’m out here being the victim of the weirdest stuff!

I’m unfollowing people because I don’t want you to be a target. If these digital creeps see us connected, they might try to come for you too. It’s not "it’s not you, it’s me"—it’s literally "it’s not you, it’s the hackers."

Click Bait & Switch

Y'all, be careful out there. If you see a link on Google or anywhere else that looks even slightly "off"—especially those shortened URLs that look like a cat walked across a keyboard—do not touch it. > Pro-Tip: If the URL doesn't look standard or seems fishy, keep your thumbs away!

I’ll admit it: even with my computer knowledge, I made a mistake. I accidentally clicked one of those shady links, and now it’s like my phone has been "paired" with a ghost. They clearly didn't realize who they were messing with, but it still sucks. I wouldn’t wish this digital headache on my worst enemy.

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I’m going to try to get some screenshots of these suspicious links and maybe do a video to give you guys the full breakdown when I have a second to breathe. Until then, stay safe, stay skeptical of weird links, and don't take the "unfollow" personally—I'm just protecting the squad!

Jarsah BEYANS Creative Treats and Party Hacks for the Artistic Soul!

My facebook account has been hacked.Im not sure who is running this account and following folks.Account below hacked.https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577840222419#

Please be aware that someone is pretending to be me. Don't send money, don't get scammed.

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ARE YOU SINGLE?YES, Happily

Are you really single? Yes.Just me, myself, and I.

🥳 New Year, New Tricks: Creative Treats and Party Hacks for the Artistic Soul! 🎨

Hello, my fellow art-makers, story-weavers, and design-thinkers! As we gear up to slam the door on the year that was and welcome a fresh 365 days of inspiration, it’s time to trade in those burnt-out deadlines for some sparkling New Year’s Eve fun!

But let's be real: we're creatives. We can't just slap a few napkins on a table and call it a night. Our parties need pizzazz. Our snacks need to be edible art.

Here are some ridiculously fun and easy ideas to make your New Year's bash the most creatively charged event of the decade!

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✨ Part I: The Creative Treats (A Feast for the Eyes and the Tummy!)

Forget the sad bowl of chips. We’re aiming for masterpieces here!

• Pantone Chip Brownies:

  • Bake a batch of your favorite square brownies.

  • Once cooled, use a thin layer of colored icing (think vibrant royal blue, electric pink, or mint green) to cover the top of each square.

  • Use a food-safe marker or a thin line of contrasting icing to write a "Pantone" number on each one.

  • Pro Tip: Label one $PANTONE \ 2025 \ FRESH \ START$ and watch your graphic designer friends swoon!

• "Brushstroke" Chocolate Bark:

  • Melt white chocolate and spread it thinly on parchment paper.

  • While it's still warm, drizzle small amounts of brightly colored melted candy melts (or chocolate mixed with food coloring) over the white base.

  • Use a skewer or the back of a spoon to drag the colors, creating abstract, painterly strokes.

  • Sprinkle with edible glitter (because everything is better with glitter) and break into jagged, artistic pieces once set.

• Pixel-Perfect Fruit Skewers:

  • Use cubed fruit (watermelon, kiwi, pineapple, etc.) and arrange them on a platter or cutting board in a simple 8-bit pattern or retro video game character (like a Mario mushroom or a Tetris piece).

  • Let your guests build their own "pixel" on a skewer. It’s interactive and healthy (ish).

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🎨 Part II: New Year's Party Ideas for the Creative Crowd

These activities are designed to tap into that beautiful, restless energy that only a creative can bring to a party.

1. The "Idea Dump" Resolution Wall

• What you need: A giant roll of butcher paper, colorful Sharpies, and some masking tape.

• The fun: Instead of just writing boring resolutions (like "go to the gym"), have everyone write down the most ambitious, ridiculous, or exciting creative project they want to tackle next year.

  • Examples: "Write a graphic novel about sentient house plants," "Finally learn pottery and make a mug that doesn't collapse," "Start a podcast called 'My Cat Judges My Life'."

• It's an inspirational (and hilarious) background for photos!

2. The "Exquisite Corpse" Collaborative Drawing

• What you need: Paper and pencils/markers.

• The fun: This is a surrealist drawing game!

  1. Fold a piece of paper into three sections.

  2. The first person draws the HEAD/TOP of a creature in the top section and draws two little lines marking where the neck connects to the middle section. They fold the paper so only the next person can see the lines.

  3. The second person draws the TORSO/MIDDLE and marks two lines for the legs, folding it again.

  4. The third person draws the LEGS/BOTTOM.

  5. Unfold the paper to reveal a truly bizarre and wonderfully monstrous collaborative creation! The more people, the funnier the outcome.

3. The Prophecies & Punishments Jar (For the Writers/Storytellers)

• What you need: Two jars, small slips of paper, and pens.

• The fun:

  • Jar 1 (Prophecies): Everyone writes a vague, outlandish, or hilarious prediction for the coming year. ("You will spontaneously adopt a pet ferret," "Your next brilliant idea will strike you while waiting in line at the DMV.")

  • Jar 2 (Punishments/Challenges): Everyone writes a quick, silly creative challenge. ("Must write a haiku about a rogue potato," "Do an interpretive dance illustrating your morning commute," "Draw your neighbor's house from memory.")

  • At midnight, each person draws one from the Prophecies jar and one from the Punishments jar. The prediction is their 2025 Destiny, and the challenge is their 2025 Creative Homework (to be performed on the spot or promised to be completed by Jan 15th).

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🍾 Countdown to Creation!

Remember, creatives, New Year's is about refreshing your canvas. Take the night off from stressing over kerning, color palettes, or plot holes, and instead, focus on making a joyful, memorable mess. Your work will thank you for the mental vacation!

Happy New Year and may your 2025 be filled with more inspiration than you can shake a very sparkly stick at!

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