Jarsah Beyan is Dodging Hackers &Bullets in 2026 new music

 

Mission Impossible: My Phone is Haunted (and No, I’m Not Ghosting You).You might notice an unhinged alternative model online pretending we are friends on Facebook. However, no, it's not me liking their post. Desperate people do desperate things.

Well, I haven’t blogged in a while, so here it is! If you notice me following you one second and unfollowing you the next, please don't think I’m playing high school mind games or that I’ve suddenly become a "social media monitor, Im obsessed but in a good way.

The truth is, things are getting a little Matrix-y behind the scenes. 🕶️

The Spy Who "Linked Me"

I’m currently the lead protagonist in a techno-thriller I never auditioned for. There are people out there trying to track my location, snag IP addresses, and basically treat my digital life like an all-you-can-eat buffet. It’s wild. I’m out here being the victim of the weirdest stuff!

I’m unfollowing people because I don’t want you to be a target. If these digital creeps see us connected, they might try to come for you too. It’s not "it’s not you, it’s me"—it’s literally "it’s not you, it’s the hackers."

Click Bait & Switch

Y'all, be careful out there. If you see a link on Google or anywhere else that looks even slightly "off"—especially those shortened URLs that look like a cat walked across a keyboard—do not touch it. > Pro-Tip: If the URL doesn't look standard or seems fishy, keep your thumbs away!

I’ll admit it: even with my computer knowledge, I made a mistake. I accidentally clicked one of those shady links, and now it’s like my phone has been "paired" with a ghost. They clearly didn't realize who they were messing with, but it still sucks. I wouldn’t wish this digital headache on my worst enemy.

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I’m going to try to get some screenshots of these suspicious links and maybe do a video to give you guys the full breakdown when I have a second to breathe. Until then, stay safe, stay skeptical of weird links, and don't take the "unfollow" personally—I'm just protecting the squad! I am uploading what the hackers' links look like.I am also going to explain why I am being targeted in a faq videos. Its wde and sounds like fiction.The url that say Jarsah Beyan age.

For all you guys healing out there, Remember Healing is a process. I will be patiently waiting. Remember, you are in God's hands. On a lighter note, let's dodge roll calls.I wrote the song and created an animated video below just for fun.

Jarsah Beyan Hilarious Guide for Artists: "Haterade"Identity theft

 

Faqs

Are you single?yes

Are you interested in online dating?no

Do you have a Business partner?no

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The Art of Being Your Own Cheerleader: A Hilarious Guide for Artists

Being an artist is tough, isn't it? You spend hours pouring your heart and soul into your work, only to have it judged by others. And let's not even get started on those infamous haters! But fear not, fellow artists, for I am here to guide you through the rollercoaster ride of receiving unpopular reviews with a touch of humor (because let's face it, laughter is the best medicine).

The Pre-Show Pep Talk

Before diving into the crazy world of reviews, it's essential to channel your inner cheerleader. Put on your imaginary pom-poms and remind yourself how awesome you are. Who needs validation from others when you have your own personal fan club (yourself)! Remember, you're a rockstar in your own right, and no one can take that away from you.

Cue the Haters

Ah, the haters - those delightful beings who believe their opinion is the be-all and end-all of the art world. When faced with a negative review, it's important to keep calm and carry on (preferably with a bag of chips in hand). Take a deep breath, shrug it off, and embrace the fact that not everyone can appreciate your masterpiece. Hey, even Picasso had his critics!

The Art of the Comeback

Now, here's where things get fun. Instead of dwelling on that one unfavorable review, why not turn it into a comedic masterpiece? Get your creative juices flowing and craft a witty comeback that will make even the harshest critic crack a smile. After all, laughter is the best revenge (and it's a great way to channel your inner sarcastic artist vibe).

Embrace Your Unique Voice

At the end of the day, being an artist is about staying true to yourself and your vision. Embrace your quirks, weirdness, and all the imperfections that make you, well, you. Remember, it's okay to dance to the beat of your own drum, even if the rhythm is a bit off-key. The world needs more authentic voices, so don't be afraid to let yours shine through.

So, fellow artists, the next time a hater comes knocking at your creative door, don't forget to greet them with a smile and a sprinkle of humor. After all, life is too short to take everything so seriously. Keep creating, keep shining, and most importantly, keep being your own cheerleader in a world full of critics. Cheers to all the quirky, hilarious, and wonderfully weird artists out there - you are the true stars of the show! 🎨✨

Jarsah Beyans "A Sided Love Story Friends Without Benefits (But With a Paycheck): A Cyberfriend's Comic Chronicles"

Introduction:

In a world where swiping right leads to awkward dates and ghosting, a new kind of connection has emerged – the cyberfriend. No, not the creepy kind lurking in the dark corners of the internet, but the paid companions who offer a listening ear and a virtual shoulder to lean on. It's like having a friend without the benefits (or the awkward run-ins at the grocery store). So, grab your keyboard and let's dive into the hilarious world of cyberfriendship.

Chapter 1: The Accidental Cyberfriend

It all started with a late-night Google search for "how to make money without leaving my couch." I stumbled upon a website called "RentaCyberFriend." Intrigued, I clicked on the link and found myself in a world of virtual companionship. I mean, who wouldn't want to get paid to chat with strangers? I signed up, created a profile highlighting my exceptional listening skills and witty banter, and waited for the requests to roll in.

Chapter 2: My First Client

My first client was a guy named Bob who was going through a tough breakup. He needed someone to talk to, someone who would listen without judgment. I poured myself a cup of relaxing tea, put on my best "empathetic friend" voice, and we chatted for hours. By the end of the session, Bob was feeling better and I was a couple hundred dollars richer. It was a win-win situation.

Chapter 3: The Cat Lady

Not all my clients were as easy to handle as Bob. I once had a client who was obsessed with cats. She spent the entire session showing me pictures of her feline friends and telling me about their quirky personalities. I tried my best to pretend to be interested, but by the end of the hour, I was ready to claw my eyes out.

Chapter 4: The Conspiracy Theorist

Then there was the client who believed the government was spying on him through his toaster. He spent the entire session rambling on about microchips and mind control. I tried to steer the conversation back to something more grounded, but he was convinced I was part of the conspiracy. I ended the session early and vowed to never accept another request from someone who thought their appliances were out to get them.

Conclusion:

Being a cyberfriend is a unique and often hilarious experience. It's like being a therapist, a comedian, and a confidante all rolled into one. Sure, there are some awkward moments and strange requests, but at the end of the day, it's rewarding to know that you're making a difference in someone's life, even if it's just through a computer screen. And hey, the extra cash doesn't hurt either.

Disclaimer: This blog is purely for entertainment purposes and does not endorse or promote any specific cyberfriendship platform. Remember, internet safety is important. Always be cautious when interacting with strangers online. However, if you need to send them a clear message then play the video Below

Jarsah Beyans Official  Music Video  "A One-Sided Love Story:

ABOUT JARSAH BEYAN:LETS CREATE ART !

JARSAH BEYANS BIO

 

Welcome to Jarsah's Creative Wonderland! 

Hey, there, crafty souls and design enthusiasts! I'm Jarsah, your trusty guide through creativity, glitter, and fabulous clutch-making adventures. Buckle up because we're about to embark on a journey that will take you from the heart of the Fashion District to the realms of DIY luxury—all without breaking the bank!

Picture this: A teenage Jarsah surrounded by a diverse cast of crafters and jewelers from every corner of the globe. Their talent was like an electric spark that ignited my passion for design. I was convinced that God had gifted me with crafting superpowers, and I embraced it with open arms.
Back in the day, I was crafting for friends and family, and you could find me regularly strutting my stuff at craft fairs. Fast forward to today, and I hold a degree in psychology (yep, I'm basically a mind-reading clutch maker), but my heart belongs to clutch-making. It's not just my happy place; it's what I consider a good time, and people have told me I've got some serious talent in that department!
So, what's this all about? Welcome to my author page—I like to call it "Luxury on a Budget." I whipped up the Damand Million Dolla Clutch  DIY in just a month, and let me tell you, the creative ideas kept flowing like food at a Buffet.

My mission? To share my unique, simple, and downright fun techniques that have never seen the light of day. I've been crafting clutches since 2009, and it's high time to spice up the arts and crafts world. Let's be honest; it can get repetitive and boring. But I'm here to change all that!
Have you ever dreamed of owning a luxury clutch without selling your kidney to pay for it? Well, you're in luck! You can craft your high-end clutch for less than the price of a fancy coffee machine (around 20 bucks and some patience). Just hit that buy button and join me on this entertaining and creative journey.

Here's a secret I'll share with you: A few big-shot companies have approached me to teach my techniques to a massive audience virtually. But here's the twist—I'm a bit shy, like a wallflower at a disco party. However, I realized that fellow creatives would appreciate learning this unique skill.
So, I mustered up the courage to pour my heart and soul into this book, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed creating it. My goal? To inspire you to embrace your hidden talents and hobbies with wild enthusiasm!

Massive shoutout to all the bookstores that took a chance on me and listed my books—I'm creating a link so you can show them some love soon. I was hoping you could keep your eyes peeled for my ebook on Amazon; it will be a game-changer!
Got questions? Feedback, or do you want to chat about the wonderful world of clutch-making? Let's spark some creativity together and make the world a little less boring, one clutch at a time! 
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