Money laundering my money again Asic,,nevada,California, and many more?why are you draining my account Asic

 Still using fraudulent identification to access my account and a

corrupt banker at ASIC still helping u?

WHEN THE PUBLIC ADMINISTRATOR AND A CORRUPT ATTORNEY ARE ALLOWED TO Launder MONEY HERE IN THE STATES AND AUSTRIA without consequences. Still committing fraud and trying to frame me twice. Oh, the corrupt United States and Australian government officials, bless their conniving little hearts! They're just so helpful, aren't they? Especially when they're busy orchestrating an international identity theft ring while pretending to "investigate" it. It's truly a masterclass in bureaucratic ballet, a mesmerizing dance of deception where your assets disappear faster than a politician's promise.

So, you thought those fancy attorneys and government officials were actually doing their jobs? How quaint! Clearly, you haven't been initiated into the secret handshake club where racism and jealousy are the primary qualifications for handling your inheritance. They're not just gaslighting you with those official-looking PDFs and "court records" from the ASIC Racist Network (a rather fitting name, wouldn't you agree?). Oh no, they're practically giving you a guided tour of how to commit international financial fraud, all while making it look like you're the crazy one.

And let's not forget the charming lady whose name starts with an "S," diligently draining your accounts. She's not just some random thief, mind you. She's a valued member of the "we'll make your money vanish and then frame you for it" team, a true innovator in the art of offshore accounts and disappearing acts. And the banks? They're practically her personal concierges, happily shutting off alerts and rerouting your hard-earned (or, you know, inherited) cash to destinations unknown. Because, why protect a victim when you can enable a criminal, right?

But don't worry, dear victim, they're not really ignoring you. They're just "handling" it, much like a cat "handles" a mouse it's about to devour. They're booking flights in your name, probably for a delightful little getaway to a non-extradition country, just to prove how active you've been in this grand scheme. And all this because you've been "quiet," apparently mistaking your patience for naive acceptance. How dare you!

So, to the United States and Australian governments, to the attorneys with their "friends in high places," to the banking insiders, and to the mysterious "S" lady: you think you're playing checkers, but we see your pathetic game of international financial fraud. You're laundering money, stealing land, and redirecting mail, all while expecting to get away with it. Well, newsflash: some of us are actually watching. And while you're busy counting your ill-gotten gains, remember this: the universe has a funny way of settling scores, and someday, your little game of "gaslight and steal" is going to blow up in your smug, corrupt faces. And when it does, don't pretend you didn't see it coming.

Why didn't you freeze my account, since you know you all hired someone to play me? Well, the crooked officials refuse to give up on the inside job. When the ones who are supposed to help you (are working to frame you as they pretend they are

helping.

I have more proof of a stolen investment account they are being accessed with help from inside.They open an account in my name and are transferring all investment accounts they opened under my name witha  fake passport, age. A female link to asic government employee and a corrupt law firm is helping legalize everything just like last time. This witch whose name starts with S, has booked a flight online in my name.I will be posting more info soon, since they watching me online.

Just cause Im quite doesn't mean I cant recognized gaslighting,nor am I as stupid as you think.

Seriously, Another Me? Can a Girl Catch a Break?Scam alert!

contact jarsahscamalerts@gmail.com

FAQ

Are you single? yes Happily 

 
I am not connected to any training centers, despite how they make it seem, I am happily single.I am not in partnership with anyone.

 

You guys know me, right? Your friendly neighborhood blogger is always here with the latest on creative living, tech gadgets, and funny stalker stories. But lately, my life has felt less like a quaint blog post and more like a twisted episode of "To Catch a Predator," except instead of predators, it's just… me. Or rather, someone pretending to be me. Again.
Yes, you heard that right. After already being the unwilling star of a thrilling identity theft saga  (I'm still trying to recover from that emotional trauma), it seems some aspiring scam artist has decided to take a page out of my very public life and use it for their own nefarious purposes. And by nefarious, I mean panhandling online with my face. My actual, innocent face, but with misspelling of my name, or different names with my face. Also, if you are in my images,A hater has paid a female to mess with potential male connections in my pictures by sending them fake photoshopped images and screenshots, messages painting me as crazy to sabotage connections(who would do this? a weirdo)

This isn't a drill, folks. This is a public service announcement wrapped in a desperate plea. If you get a LinkedIn message, an Instagram DM, a Facebook friend request, or any other digital pigeon carrying a sob story and my face attached to it, DO NOT ENGAGE!
This female, who clearly has too much time on her hands and not enough original ideas in her brain, has apparently decided that my selfies are prime real estate for her online begging bowl. She's out there, posing as me, probably spinning tales of woe that would make a Victorian orphan blush, all in the name of extracting your hard-earned cash.

Let me be absolutely crystal clear: I have not chatted with anyone online asking for money. I repeat, I am not suddenly in dire need of a GoFundMe to finance my next latte. My financial woes are, thankfully, my own private neuroses, not something I'd broadcast to strangers on the internet. Nor am I on any dating sites despite being single.
So, if "I" contact you and start talking about a distant relative's medical emergency, a sudden inheritance stuck in customs, or a "can't miss" investment opportunity, please, for the love of all that is holy and non-scam-related, TEXT ME DIRECTLY! My real number ‪is (707) 241-3520‬ . Or email me(jarsahscamalerts@gmail.com

) if you are a victim and have any info or screenshots of this crackhead please contact.

It's the only way to confirm it's me. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT send money to this impostor. They are so desperate to be me to ruin my reputation, they are creating videos of my images and using realistic AI(To make it appear real. I hope my imposter is having fun; she assumes just because she is hiding behind strange IPs, she won't be found. If you are in my images, beware, they are lurking in my images for their next victim, and I will be pressing charges once they are found.

I'm not going to lie, this is infuriating and bizarrely flattering. Like, out of all the faces in the world, you picked mine to commit your digital larceny? Is my face just that trustworthy? It’s a real Jekyll and Hyde situation for my ego. On one hand, "Oh my gosh, someone's stealing my identity!" On the other hand, "Well, at least they think I'm charismatic enough to con people." It's a complicated relationship.

But let's be serious for a moment. This isn't just about someone using my photos. This person is actively trying to ruin my reputation and con innocent people. And while she might think she's a master manipulator, I've got news for her: I will find you. Not in a threatening way (unless you keep scamming my friends, then all bets are off), but in a "I'm a blogger with an internet connection and a very strong desire for justice" way.

So please, for your sake and mine, stay vigilant. Don't fall for this digital charade. And if you have any doubts, just remember: I'm the real me, and I'm not asking for your money. I'm just asking for you to be smart. And maybe send me some good vibes, because apparently, I need them.

FAQs. With Jarsah ,Glitter, Glue, and Giggles: Craft Party Ideas That Won't Make You Cry (Too Much)

People are desperate for attention. Please be aware that someone is online pretending to be me. Don't be scammed, keep your money in your pocket.

FAQ:Are you single?yes

Let's be honest, the phrase "craft party" can conjure up images of Pinterest-perfect projects executed with serene focus. In reality? It's more like a glitter explosion in a toddler's playpen, fueled by lukewarm wine and the faint scent of desperation. But fear not, fellow lovers of all things handmade (and slightly chaotic)! I'm here to share some craft party ideas that embrace the beautiful mess and guarantee more laughs than perfectly aligned sequins.

Forget the Fine Art, Embrace the Fun-Art:

• Bad Art Night: This is where masterpieces go to die... hilariously. Provide the most random assortment of supplies – think googly eyes, pipe cleaners, mismatched buttons, and that one sock you can't find its partner for. The goal? To create the worst piece of art imaginable. Bonus points for dramatic presentations and ironic artist statements. The winner gets bragging rights (and maybe a bottle of wine to forget what they've created).

• Disasterpiece Pottery: Instead of aiming for elegant vases, lean into the abstract. Blindfold your guests and have them sculpt something. Or, provide pre-made, intentionally wonky clay pieces for them to "decorate." The results will be gloriously misshapen and guaranteed to elicit chuckles. Just make sure you have plenty of drop cloths – clay has a mind of its own.

• Ugly Sweater Remix: Got a pile of those truly hideous holiday sweaters lurking in the attic? Perfect! Host an "Ugly Sweater Surgery" party. Provide fabric scraps, pom-poms, bells, and anything else that screams "tacky." The mission? To make the already offensive sweater even more spectacularly awful. The person whose sweater could single-handedly ruin Christmas wins.

I dont drink, but Crafts with a Comedic Twist:

• Wine Cork Creatures: Save those wine corks! With some glue, googly eyes, and felt scraps, challenge your guests to create the most bizarre and anatomically incorrect creatures imaginable. Think a six-legged giraffe with antenna or a grumpy-looking cork blob with tiny wings. The possibilities for absurdity are endless.

• Toilet Paper Roll Extravaganza: Don't toss those empty toilet paper rolls! They're a blank canvas for surprisingly silly creations. Think miniature "castles" that look suspiciously like collapsing cardboard tubes, or "animals" with wildly disproportionate limbs. The sheer ridiculousness of the medium lends itself to hilarity.

• Mismatched Sock Puppets: Remember that lonely sock from Bad Art Night? It's found its purpose! Arm your guests with buttons, yarn, and felt scraps and challenge them to create the most personality-filled (and likely deranged-looking) sock puppets. Bonus points for impromptu puppet shows with questionable storylines.

The Essential Ingredients for a Hilarious Craft Party:

• Plenty of Snacks and Drinks: Let's face it, crafting can be stressful (in a funny way). Keep the refreshments flowing to fuel the creative chaos.
• A Relaxed Atmosphere: Encourage laughter and silliness. The goal isn't perfection, it's having a good time.
• Prizes for the Most Hilarious Creations: A silly trophy, a gag gift, or even just bragging rights can add to the fun.
• Embrace the Mess: Seriously, just accept that there will be glitter everywhere for the next six months. It's part of the experience.

So ditch the pressure of pristine projects and embrace the wonderfully weird world of funny crafting. Gather your friends, unleash your inner artistic misfits, and prepare for a craft party that's guaranteed to be memorable – for all the wrong (and hilariously right) reasons! Now go forth and get your giggle-glue on!

Jarsah Beyan Hilarious Guide for Artists: "Haterade"Identity theft

 

Faqs

Are you single?yes

Are you interested in online dating?no

Do you have a Business partner?no

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The Art of Being Your Own Cheerleader: A Hilarious Guide for Artists

Being an artist is tough, isn't it? You spend hours pouring your heart and soul into your work, only to have it judged by others. And let's not even get started on those infamous haters! But fear not, fellow artists, for I am here to guide you through the rollercoaster ride of receiving unpopular reviews with a touch of humor (because let's face it, laughter is the best medicine).

The Pre-Show Pep Talk

Before diving into the crazy world of reviews, it's essential to channel your inner cheerleader. Put on your imaginary pom-poms and remind yourself how awesome you are. Who needs validation from others when you have your own personal fan club (yourself)! Remember, you're a rockstar in your own right, and no one can take that away from you.

Cue the Haters

Ah, the haters - those delightful beings who believe their opinion is the be-all and end-all of the art world. When faced with a negative review, it's important to keep calm and carry on (preferably with a bag of chips in hand). Take a deep breath, shrug it off, and embrace the fact that not everyone can appreciate your masterpiece. Hey, even Picasso had his critics!

The Art of the Comeback

Now, here's where things get fun. Instead of dwelling on that one unfavorable review, why not turn it into a comedic masterpiece? Get your creative juices flowing and craft a witty comeback that will make even the harshest critic crack a smile. After all, laughter is the best revenge (and it's a great way to channel your inner sarcastic artist vibe).

Embrace Your Unique Voice

At the end of the day, being an artist is about staying true to yourself and your vision. Embrace your quirks, weirdness, and all the imperfections that make you, well, you. Remember, it's okay to dance to the beat of your own drum, even if the rhythm is a bit off-key. The world needs more authentic voices, so don't be afraid to let yours shine through.

So, fellow artists, the next time a hater comes knocking at your creative door, don't forget to greet them with a smile and a sprinkle of humor. After all, life is too short to take everything so seriously. Keep creating, keep shining, and most importantly, keep being your own cheerleader in a world full of critics. Cheers to all the quirky, hilarious, and wonderfully weird artists out there - you are the true stars of the show! 🎨✨

Jarsah Beyans "A Sided Love Story Friends Without Benefits (But With a Paycheck): A Cyberfriend's Comic Chronicles"

Introduction:

In a world where swiping right leads to awkward dates and ghosting, a new kind of connection has emerged – the cyberfriend. No, not the creepy kind lurking in the dark corners of the internet, but the paid companions who offer a listening ear and a virtual shoulder to lean on. It's like having a friend without the benefits (or the awkward run-ins at the grocery store). So, grab your keyboard and let's dive into the hilarious world of cyberfriendship.

Chapter 1: The Accidental Cyberfriend

It all started with a late-night Google search for "how to make money without leaving my couch." I stumbled upon a website called "RentaCyberFriend." Intrigued, I clicked on the link and found myself in a world of virtual companionship. I mean, who wouldn't want to get paid to chat with strangers? I signed up, created a profile highlighting my exceptional listening skills and witty banter, and waited for the requests to roll in.

Chapter 2: My First Client

My first client was a guy named Bob who was going through a tough breakup. He needed someone to talk to, someone who would listen without judgment. I poured myself a cup of relaxing tea, put on my best "empathetic friend" voice, and we chatted for hours. By the end of the session, Bob was feeling better and I was a couple hundred dollars richer. It was a win-win situation.

Chapter 3: The Cat Lady

Not all my clients were as easy to handle as Bob. I once had a client who was obsessed with cats. She spent the entire session showing me pictures of her feline friends and telling me about their quirky personalities. I tried my best to pretend to be interested, but by the end of the hour, I was ready to claw my eyes out.

Chapter 4: The Conspiracy Theorist

Then there was the client who believed the government was spying on him through his toaster. He spent the entire session rambling on about microchips and mind control. I tried to steer the conversation back to something more grounded, but he was convinced I was part of the conspiracy. I ended the session early and vowed to never accept another request from someone who thought their appliances were out to get them.

Conclusion:

Being a cyberfriend is a unique and often hilarious experience. It's like being a therapist, a comedian, and a confidante all rolled into one. Sure, there are some awkward moments and strange requests, but at the end of the day, it's rewarding to know that you're making a difference in someone's life, even if it's just through a computer screen. And hey, the extra cash doesn't hurt either.

Disclaimer: This blog is purely for entertainment purposes and does not endorse or promote any specific cyberfriendship platform. Remember, internet safety is important. Always be cautious when interacting with strangers online. However, if you need to send them a clear message then play the video Below

Jarsah Beyans Official  Music Video  "A One-Sided Love Story:

ABOUT JARSAH BEYAN:LETS CREATE ART !

JARSAH BEYANS BIO

 

Welcome to Jarsah's Creative Wonderland! 

Hey, there, crafty souls and design enthusiasts! I'm Jarsah, your trusty guide through creativity, glitter, and fabulous clutch-making adventures. Buckle up because we're about to embark on a journey that will take you from the heart of the Fashion District to the realms of DIY luxury—all without breaking the bank!

Picture this: A teenage Jarsah surrounded by a diverse cast of crafters and jewelers from every corner of the globe. Their talent was like an electric spark that ignited my passion for design. I was convinced that God had gifted me with crafting superpowers, and I embraced it with open arms.
Back in the day, I was crafting for friends and family, and you could find me regularly strutting my stuff at craft fairs. Fast forward to today, and I hold a degree in psychology (yep, I'm basically a mind-reading clutch maker), but my heart belongs to clutch-making. It's not just my happy place; it's what I consider a good time, and people have told me I've got some serious talent in that department!
So, what's this all about? Welcome to my author page—I like to call it "Luxury on a Budget." I whipped up the Damand Million Dolla Clutch  DIY in just a month, and let me tell you, the creative ideas kept flowing like food at a Buffet.

My mission? To share my unique, simple, and downright fun techniques that have never seen the light of day. I've been crafting clutches since 2009, and it's high time to spice up the arts and crafts world. Let's be honest; it can get repetitive and boring. But I'm here to change all that!
Have you ever dreamed of owning a luxury clutch without selling your kidney to pay for it? Well, you're in luck! You can craft your high-end clutch for less than the price of a fancy coffee machine (around 20 bucks and some patience). Just hit that buy button and join me on this entertaining and creative journey.

Here's a secret I'll share with you: A few big-shot companies have approached me to teach my techniques to a massive audience virtually. But here's the twist—I'm a bit shy, like a wallflower at a disco party. However, I realized that fellow creatives would appreciate learning this unique skill.
So, I mustered up the courage to pour my heart and soul into this book, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed creating it. My goal? To inspire you to embrace your hidden talents and hobbies with wild enthusiasm!

Massive shoutout to all the bookstores that took a chance on me and listed my books—I'm creating a link so you can show them some love soon. I was hoping you could keep your eyes peeled for my ebook on Amazon; it will be a game-changer!
Got questions? Feedback, or do you want to chat about the wonderful world of clutch-making? Let's spark some creativity together and make the world a little less boring, one clutch at a time! 
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