Jarsah Beyan Hacker alert

 

Mission Impossible: My Phone is Haunted (and No, I’m Not Ghosting You)

Well, I haven’t blogged in a while, so here it is! If you notice me following you one second and unfollowing you the next, please don't think I’m playing high school mind games or that I’ve suddenly become a "social media monitor" obsessed with your aesthetic. Trust me, I have way too much of my own drama to be worried about yours!

The truth is, things are getting a little Matrix-y behind the scenes. 🕶️

The Spy Who "Link"ed Me

I’m currently the lead protagonist in a techno-thriller I never auditioned for. There are people out there trying to track my location, snag IP addresses, and basically treat my digital life like an all-you-can-eat buffet. It’s wild. I’m out here being the victim of the weirdest stuff!

I’m unfollowing people because I don’t want you to be a target. If these digital creeps see us connected, they might try to come for you too. It’s not "it’s not you, it’s me"—it’s literally "it’s not you, it’s the hackers."

Click Bait & Switch

Y'all, be careful out there. If you see a link on Google or anywhere else that looks even slightly "off"—especially those shortened URLs that look like a cat walked across a keyboard—do not touch it. > Pro-Tip: If the URL doesn't look standard or seems fishy, keep your thumbs away!

I’ll admit it: even with my computer knowledge, I made a mistake. I accidentally clicked one of those shady links, and now it’s like my phone has been "paired" with a ghost. They clearly didn't realize who they were messing with, but it still sucks. I wouldn’t wish this digital headache on my worst enemy.

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Setting the Record Straight (The Only past "Bae" is My CPU)

While I’m clearing the air, let’s talk about my "love life." People seem to be under the impression that I’m was dating someone and just went through a breakup.

• Current Relationship Status: Married to my computer. 💻

• Duration: Single by choice for past 6 years and counting.

• Focus: Me, my goals, and dealing with this behind-the-scenes madness.

I’m not "monitoring" who you’re with or what you’re doing, and I’m definitely not out here heartbroken. I’m just trying to keep my data (and yours) safe from people who clearly have nothing better to do with their time.

I’m going to try to get some screenshots of these suspicious links and maybe do a video to give you guys the full breakdown when I have a second to breathe. Until then, stay safe, stay skeptical of weird links, and don't take the "unfollow" personally—I'm just protecting the squad!