Seriously, Another Me? Can a Girl Catch a Break?Scam alert!

contact jarsahscamalerts@gmail.com

By the way, Im shadowbanned on most platforms, truth hurts, I guess. Oh well.

GREAT ART WORK Behnam Bakkitar, Very healing and therapeutic.Im a huge Fan.

I could watch y'all paint all day, very calming.

 
 

You guys know me, right? Your friendly neighborhood blogger is always here with the latest on creative living, tech gadgets, and funny stalker stories. But lately, my life has felt less like a quaint blog post and more like a twisted episode of "To Catch a Predator," except instead of predators, it's just… me. Or rather, someone pretending to be me. Again.
Yes, you heard that right. After already being the unwilling star of a thrilling identity theft saga  (I'm still trying to recover from that emotional trauma), it seems some aspiring scam artist has decided to take a page out of my very public life and use it for their own nefarious purposes. And by nefarious, I mean panhandling online with my face. My actual, innocent face, but with misspelling of my name, or different names with my face. Also, if you are in my images, a hater has paid a female to mess with potential male connections in my pictures by sending them fake photoshopped images and screenshots, messages painting me as crazy to sabotage connections(who would do this? a weirdo)

This isn't a drill, folks. This is a public service announcement wrapped in a desperate plea. If you get a LinkedIn message, an Instagram DM, a Facebook friend request, or any other digital pigeon carrying a sob story and my face attached to it, DO NOT ENGAGE!
This female, who clearly has too much time on her hands and not enough original ideas in her brain, has apparently decided that my selfies are prime real estate for her online begging bowl. She's out there, posing as me, probably spinning tales of woe that would make a Victorian orphan blush, all in the name of extracting your hard-earned cash.

Let me be absolutely crystal clear: I have not chatted with anyone online asking for money. I repeat, I am not suddenly in dire need of a GoFundMe to finance my next latte. My financial woes are, thankfully, my own private neuroses, not something I'd broadcast to strangers on the internet. Nor am I on any dating sites despite being single.
So, if "I" contact you and start talking about a distant relative's medical emergency, a sudden inheritance stuck in customs, or a "can't miss" investment opportunity, please, for the love of all that is holy and non-scam-related, TEXT ME DIRECTLY! My real number ‪is (707) 241-3520‬ . Or email me(jarsahscamalerts@gmail.com

) if you are a victim and have any info or screenshots of this crackhead please contact.

It's the only way to confirm it's me. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT send money to this impostor. They are so desperate to be me to ruin my reputation, they are creating videos of my images and using realistic AI(To make it appear real. I hope my imposter is having fun; she assumes just because she is hiding behind strange IPs, she won't be found. If you are in my images, beware, they are lurking in my images for their next victim, and I will be pressing charges once they are found.

I'm not going to lie, this is infuriating and bizarrely flattering. Like, out of all the faces in the world, you picked mine to commit your digital larceny? Is my face just that trustworthy? It’s a real Jekyll and Hyde situation for my ego. On one hand, "Oh my gosh, someone's stealing my identity!" On the other hand, "Well, at least they think I'm charismatic enough to con people." It's a complicated relationship.

But let's be serious for a moment. This isn't just about someone using my photos. This person is actively trying to ruin my reputation and con innocent people. And while she might think she's a master manipulator, I've got news for her: I will find you. Not in a threatening way (unless you keep scamming my friends, then all bets are off), but in a "I'm a blogger with an internet connection and a very strong desire for justice" way.

So please, for your sake and mine, stay vigilant. Don't fall for this digital charade. And if you have any doubts, just remember: I'm the real me, and I'm not asking for your money. I'm just asking for you to be smart. And maybe send me some good vibes, because apparently, I need them.

"When Influencers Attack (My Sanity)"Lesbian Crush?

 

Alright, let's dive into the digital drama, shall we? Apparently, I'm the villain in a soap opera starring a blonde gamer influencer, who, by the way, has more followers than most small countries have citizens. She's been spreading whispers that I'm a cauldron of spite, hate, and jealousy. Which, frankly, is hilarious considering my biggest drama is usually deciding what color socks to wear.
For a solid year, this  Youtuber gamer influencer, let's call her "Pixel Pixie," has been playing a sneaky game of "influence the influencer's audience," popping up like a digital groundhog every time I go viral for things Im not trying to be viral for, but its time to start speaking my truth. She insists I'm pretending to be something I'm not. Look, folks, what you see is what you get. I'm basically a human who runs on caffeine and questionable puns.
Now, I've been playing the silent martyr, letting Pixel Pixie troll me under the guise of "support." It's like having a rattlesnake offer to give you a back massage. She's been meddling with my connections, spreading wild tales, and getting paid by a relative who's been using my identity to fund their, shall we say, "creative accounting" projects and real estate fraud connected to her relative who is currently serving prison time which she thinks Im not aware of. What this Blonde beauty queen in my images is not aware of is she is going to need me as the crew she is working with will soon be joining my aunt in similar jumpsuits. Everyone is a seductive internet gangster Until it's time to go to jail. Don't get me wrong, I love a beautiful blonde with pure intentions.
And here's the kicker: Pixel Pixie apparently dated someone involved in these "creative accounting" ventures, and worked for a family member's home health agency, which sounds like a plot twist from a daytime crime drama.
Instead of publicly calling her out, I've been quiet, letting her try to shadow-ban me with her sparkly, clickbaity content. I'm tired of being silently bullied because I dare to speak my mind against crimes against me.
I've politely asked Pixel Pixie via Instagram to stop DMing me, stop messing with my online connections, and to stop pretending to have a lesbian crush on me as a form of trolling. Yes, that happened. A bishop I once respected told me, "Never use your platform to embarrass anyone." But what do you do when someone uses your platform to turn your life into a digital circus?
Finally, I snapped. I told Pixel Pixie I'd be filing a police report if stalking didn't stop, and then I blocked her on the gram. Now, I'm the "mean" one. Oh, and let's not forget the time she was promoting adult  gangbang content while DMing me, which I don't care about, but my content is for all ages.
Honestly, nobody would be this patient(I've been told I have a patient of a saint)However,enough is enough. I'm trying to be me, in a world where everyone else is playing a high-stakes game of digital chess. And in the middle of all this, mental wellness is crucial. Because dealing with internet drama is like trying to herd cats during a hurricane. The ironic part most people think I have a dominant personality because of the things I write online lately but the few people who know me will tell you im a very very passive individual who mines their business and will retreat at the sign of drama but being quiet does not always bring about peace or order and nice gals don't  always win.

A Twenty-Year Nightmare: My Inheritance Stolen, My Identity Erased

For two decades, I've been living a nightmare. A network of individuals has systematically sabotaged my life, driven by greed and a desire to steal my inheritance and identity. It's a complex web of deceit, involving bribery, corruption, and even identity theft, which extends to the highest levels of some local government officials :cops ,la

As I write this, properties – houses and land – are being stolen using my SSI and identification. This isn't happening in the shadows; it's happening in plain sight. I've discovered that individuals, some of whom I can only describe as "associates" of this network(a corrupted police officer named  Christopher Romero who dated a jealous, greedy relative of mine who established an LLC in my name, taken out loans using my Social Security number, and even siphoned off my assets, laundering the money through businesses like Beyan Furniture. My inheritance – my house, plantation, and trust, palace left to me– has been fraudulently transferred, disguised as CDs under my name. In addition to a corrupt mayor who has been bribed to give orders to crooked Mailmen, and pi to block communication from coming to me from the courts about these crimes against me.

The corruption extends deep. A network of seven judges in Alabama, California,  Virginia, Georgia and a few other states are working in concert to facilitate these crimes( A district attorney has opened bank accounts in my name to steal from me and launder money, and even the governor is implicated, with a vehicle registered in my name. I'm being used, my lifeblood, professional life drained by these individuals to continue to control my life from the background . In addition to paying a crackhead from Gambia to frame me with the help of a crackhead judge Amy, former attorney general, and the chief of police as a favor who also has me under surveillance. This network is in a cult, a coven that works outside the law. Additionally, 50 percent of my jealous relatives and some inlaws are involved.

Adding to the surreal nature of this ordeal, I'm being followed by individuals connected to Beyan, while the police, rather than protecting me, seem to be shielding these very people. I'm being targeted and defamed, yet no one is held accountable. My own doppelganger has even obtained health insurance using my identity just this month. The Da showing up as me in court caught on camera playing me.

The scope of this theft is staggering. A church or cult is allegedly stealing land left to me and misappropriating funds. My ancestors' historic properties are also caught in this web. The state, rather than honoring its obligation to me, has seemingly altered my identity to avoid paying me the equity owed.I have never been to Australia.

I'm a witness to money laundering on a massive scale, with funds flowing through Australia, Beyan Furniture, and Beyan LLC, facilitated by corrupt judges, lawyers, and housing authorities. My deceased relatives' IRA accounts have been stolen by court officials. These people are not above murder. Yet, when I seek answers, I'm met with silence, or worse, a barrage of PDFs that offer no real solutions, no justice.

Justice delayed is justice denied, and in my case, it feels like justice is non-existent. While I waited, patiently, the theft continued in my face, and lawyers who were supposed to deliver legal paper but were paid off not to deliver legal paperwork and instead forged my signatures on deeds to sell off inherited properties. Right now as I speak. They brazenly use my SSI and ID to steal my assets, and stocks even forging my signature. This has gone on for far too long. Where is the justice? These greedy people have been targeting, oppressing,and trying to kill me since I was born over an inheritance and a heirloom.

Look up Beyan llc fraud. This is only half of what they have done to me. My only crime is being born into a corrupt bloodline and. a victim of the corrupt justice system. Believe it or not, this is only half the corruption story. More details coming out soon. When the truth is stranger than fiction.

I guess it is time I speak out to the news

 Let me get Back to blogging.

 The Imitation Game: Navigating the World of Creative Copycats and identity theft

Picture this: me, a creative tornado, swirling with ideas that threaten to burst out of my ears and paint the walls. My mind? A chaotic masterpiece of unfinished projects – a symphony of half-written poems, sculptures yearning for liberation, and enough paint splatters to rival Jackson Pollock.

Inspiration strikes in the oddest places. Like, seriously, the most venomous troll comments? Instant creative fuel! Turns out, negativity is the secret ingredient to my artistic genius. Who knew?

But hold on, am I the only one who feels like the AI revolution has turned everyone into a wannabe Picasso? Don't get me wrong, I love AI as much as the next person. It's like having a hyperactive squirrel on speed as a creative assistant. But let's be real, AI can't feel the way a human can. It's like comparing a robot dog to a real puppy – sure, it might fetch, but does it wag its tail with genuine joy?

And then there are the copycats. The "inspired by" folks who suspiciously resemble me down to the way they accidentally spill coffee on their white shirts. These imposters, they're like those annoying echo chambers you get in a cave – just a pale imitation of the real thing.

I mean, have you seen some of these "original" creations? It's like they're playing a game of artistic telephone, and by the time the message reaches them, it's completely garbled. They're basically artistic kleptomaniacs, stealing my ideas and passing them off as their own.

But hey, at least I'm not alone in this creative jungle. We're all out here, battling the forces of imitation, armed with nothing but our wit and an endless supply of caffeine. So next time you encounter a copycat, remember this: true artists don't copy, they create. And if all else fails, just throw some paint at them. It's therapeutic, I promise.

Disclaimer: This is a humorous take on the issue. Please don't actually throw paint at anyone. Unless they deserve it.

Jarsah Beyan New Year, New You, New Level of Ridiculous: The 2025 Party Guide and a restraining order for the new year?

 

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Tiaras, Toasts, and Total Tomfoolery: Your Guide to a Hilariously Happy 2025!

Alright, party animals! 2025 is knocking (probably with a noisemaker and a slightly questionable dance move), and it's time to throw a shindig that's less "polite gathering" and more "epic saga of silliness." Whether you're hosting a cozy get-together or a full-blown bash, this guide is your one-stop shop for DIY decorations, food that's both delicious and chuckle-worthy, and games that'll have your guests rolling on the floor (hopefully not literally, unless that's part of the game).

DIY Decorations: Turning Your Humble Abode into a New Year's Wonderland (or at Least a Slightly Sparkly Mess)

• "2025" Balloon Arch: Grab some giant foil balloons and spell out the year. It's like a beacon of hope…or at least a shiny distraction. Add some metallic streamers and fairy lights for extra razzle-dazzle. Just try not to get tangled.
• Confetti Balloons: Fill clear balloons with confetti (and maybe a tiny sprinkle of baby powder to avoid a confetti-cling situation). Pop them at midnight for a shower of sparkly goodness. It's like a tiny, contained explosion of joy!
• DIY Photo Booth Fun: Set up a corner with glittery streamers, stars, and props like oversized sunglasses and feather boas. Encourage your guests to strike a pose. The more ridiculous, the better. These photos will be comedic gold for years to come.
• Glittery Jar Centerpieces: Transform mason jars into sparkly centerpieces with glitter, fake snowflakes, or even glow-in-the-dark stars. It's cheap, cheerful, and adds a touch of whimsy.
• Glow-in-the-Dark Dance Floor: Unleash the glow sticks and neon balloons! You can even stick glow-in-the-dark stars or phrases like "Let's Get Down!" on the walls. It's like a rave in your living room (minus the questionable music choices…unless you're into that).

Food Snacks: Fueling the Fun (and the Funny)

• "Champagne" Jell-O Shots: These aren't your average Jell-O shots. Make them with champagne gelatin (or a mix of lemon, lime, and sparkling soda) in clear plastic cups, topped with a gummy bear wearing a tiny paper crown. It's classy, cute, and slightly confusing.
• Mini "Midnight" Pizzas: Create mini pizzas shaped like clocks, using pepperoni or olives for the numbers and hands. It's a delicious way to tell time…and to remind everyone that it's time to eat.
• DIY "Toast to 2025" Cupcakes: Frost cupcakes with vanilla frosting, sprinkle with edible gold dust, and stick a little paper straw in each one. It's like a mini champagne toast you can eat!
• "Firecracker" Popcorn Bar: Set up a popcorn bar with various toppings like sprinkles, hot sauce, parmesan, and mini chocolate chips. Let your guests create their own popcorn masterpieces. It's interactive, delicious, and potentially disastrous (in a good way).
• Retro Party Appetizers: Serve up some classic retro snacks like pigs in a blanket, mini quiches, or deviled eggs. They're nostalgic, easy to make, and always a crowd-pleaser.

Games to Play: Unleashing the Inner Child (and the Inner Comedian)

• New Year's Eve Scavenger Hunt: Create a funny list of items for your guests to find around the party venue. Add some silly tasks like "Do the chicken dance for 30 seconds" or "Take a selfie with the host while wearing a lampshade."
• "Guess the Resolution" Game: Have each guest write down a New Year's resolution (the funnier, the better) and put them in a bowl. Then, take turns guessing who wrote each one. Hilarity ensues.
• New Year's Karaoke Showdown: Break out the karaoke machine or YouTube playlist and let your guests belt out their favorite tunes. Bonus points for dramatic interpretations and over-the-top ad-libs.
• Pin the Hat on the 2025 Person: A wacky twist on "Pin the Tail on the Donkey." Create a large poster of a person in party clothes and have blindfolded guests try to pin a party hat on them.
• New Year's Eve Bingo: Create bingo cards with New Year's Eve-themed scenarios like "Someone spills a drink," "Someone sings ‘Auld Lang Syne’," or "Someone attempts a questionable dance move."

  

  
  

Hints & Strategies: Ensuring Maximum Merriment

• Music Playlist: Create a playlist with a mix of new hits, old favorites, and classic New Year's Eve songs. Keep it upbeat and danceable.
• DIY Champagne Bar: Set up a bar with champagne or sparkling water and various mixers. Let your guests create their own bubbly concoctions.
• Party Favors: Give out little party favors like noisemakers, hats, or fortune cookies with silly fortunes inside.
• The Midnight Countdown: Gather everyone for the countdown and add a fun challenge for the last 10 seconds, like making a funny face or striking a pose.

Bottom Line: With these tips and tricks, your 2025 New Year's Eve party will be a night of laughter, fun, and unforgettable memories. So get ready to party like it's…well, 2025!